The Darker Side of Barbie

So we’ve all seen the keychains: “I hate Barbie, that bitch has everything.”  Well, now she really does.  Including a criminal record, an unplanned pregnancy, a registered sex offender as a neighbor, a lucrative stripping career and a cross-dressing boyfriend who can’t keep it up.  I’ve never been happier.



Also worth noting about everyone’s favorite bitch:






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