Normally I keep the identity of the people who send me absurd emails but this one deserves to be outed:
oasis calm2/21/2012 7:11:54 PM
Let’s get a few drinks in you so I can feel you up.
Perhaps this is why you’re 35 and still single??? And if that’s not good enough, here’s his “About Me” section:
I’m 6’4″ tall, 7’9″ when I’m standing on my wallet. Gorgeous strawberry blond hair, beautiful blue eyes, chiseled German bone structure, chest made from granite, arms like battleship cannons, healthy teeth and gums. I got a jobby job, a car with a boomin system, and my own place. I can cook eggs. I got a Krueig coffee machine with the cup carousel. I got down pillows that I hate cause the feathers keep poking me in the neck. What else do you need to know ****?
Crossing my fingers this fool never procreates.