2/22/12 – Oasis Calm

Normally I keep the identity of the people who send me absurd emails but this one deserves to be outed:
oasis calm2/21/2012 7:11:54 PM
Let’s get a few drinks in you so I can feel you up.

Perhaps this is why you’re 35 and still single??? And if that’s not good enough, here’s his “About Me” section:
I’m 6’4″ tall, 7’9″ when I’m standing on my wallet. Gorgeous strawberry blond hair, beautiful blue eyes, chiseled German bone structure, chest made from granite, arms like battleship cannons, healthy teeth and gums. I got a jobby job, a car with a boomin system, and my own place. I can cook eggs. I got a Krueig coffee machine with the cup carousel. I got down pillows that I hate cause the feathers keep poking me in the neck. What else do you need to know ****?

Crossing my fingers this fool never procreates.



One thought on “2/22/12 – Oasis Calm

  1. He’s a catch! 😉

    Posted by Lori | February 24, 2012, 4:15 PM

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